'Poor Knight'
- Game: Wizards & Warriors
- Composer(s): Dave Wise
- Copyright: Acclaim
Winter Sin & Lowaim
Sweet mother of techno! This message was brought to you by two dudes who got together and made a Wizards and Warriors remix! 4-on-the-floor style! Frightening Red Kool-aid men breaking through walls and things! OH YEAH! We gets the glow sticks and the ravers and then we party like it's 1995! Hang on to your pacifier, cuz we're in for a ride. Into the world. Of trance. At least we think it's trance. In order to make sure, we contacted some homeless dude hanging around a 7/11. He gave us a list to check. Then he asked us for ten dollars and made light commentary on the U.S. Government's mind control rays and something about Chinese gold farmers. In any case, the list:
√ Basic 4-on-the-floor drumbeat
√ Offbeat bass pattern
√ Some kind of pad instrument
√ Staccato synth accompaniment
√ Staggered detuned synth lead
X Change for Hamburger
X Job
So it's roughly 71% trance. Not that we really care. We could call it "Lampshade" and someone will still download it. Then that someone would get all upset and call us racist against lampshades. And they'd be right. You ever seen a lampshade hold a job? HAVE YOU? ...That's what we thought.
√ Basic 4-on-the-floor drumbeat
√ Offbeat bass pattern
√ Some kind of pad instrument
√ Staccato synth accompaniment
√ Staggered detuned synth lead
X Change for Hamburger
X Job
So it's roughly 71% trance. Not that we really care. We could call it "Lampshade" and someone will still download it. Then that someone would get all upset and call us racist against lampshades. And they'd be right. You ever seen a lampshade hold a job? HAVE YOU? ...That's what we thought.
