Holy Geiger Counter, Batman! The Orichalcon recently had a freak accident and fell into a vat of radioactive waste. Before he could say "Zee goggles, zey do nothing!" he was transformed! Into an Australian, apparently, with the superhuman ability to create industrial music. Thankfully he only uses his powers for good, unlike the badmen who came before him! TO sent us this remix as a token of good faith, but also as a test of our submissions system. We failed. We fail a lot. But that's beside the point. The point is that TO says our submissions system is wonky and made out of cheese. He's probably right (explains why Garian keeps trying to eat it). So in order to set things straight, in this episode of Suzumebachi gone wrong, we will be covering the ReMix:ThaSauce submissions system for the good of all humanity:
HOW DO I SENT REMIX?
- Decide on what game you want to remix! Throw darts at your video game collection, roll dice, flip coins, check the Requests forum over at OCR, or do like us and find someone to do it for you!
- Create your game remix! This is easier than it seems. All you need is musical talent, millions of dollars worth of software, specialized remixing machines, guitars, and/or someone to do it for you.
- ????????????????????????
- Profit! This works best if you find someone to do it for you (like a Ferengi, or a Jew). All that's left to do now is wait for us to come off the turqoise gel and crap out a zany write-up!
Hope that clears things up! So thanks to TO for pointing this out, as well as for submitting this totally awesome song. What's that you say? We haven't said anything about the song? What do we look like, serious college students*? If you really wanna know about the song that bad, download it and find out for yourself! :D
* Inside Joke!
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